Glitter poop

Glitter poop sounds pretty funny. If I’m honest, this topic shocked me. I thought it was a sham. That is why I decided to research this topic because these things are not so common every day.

Glitter poop lozenges for sale

Indeed, you have ever told jokes like “my poo smells like roses or shines like gold.” It is possible, thanks to some colored and super bright pills to the eyes. AT the time of making number 2…. Surprise! Your poo will shine.

Your poo will be a rainbow, full of colors, bright and sparkling. Sure, the smell will be the same.

That is to say, this is a gelatinous pill that inside is full of colored glitter, and its function is simple, that when you go to the bathroom, your poo is the same as the pill you ingested. That’s when your jokes will come to life.

Which ones are their ingredients?

  • Aluminum
  • Titanium dioxide
  • Iron oxide
  • Bismuth oxychloride
  • Glitter is supposed to be non-toxic

There is nothing more nutritious than putting this into our body!!!

What can happen if you decide to make your poo colorful and bright?

Indeed, you risk having an intestinal infection, diseases related to the digestive tract, cancer, and because no doctor approves this class of tablets that make your poop shine.

Besides, when it says “non-toxic,” it is not the same as the term “it is edible,” and so far, it has not proved that, indeed, a human being can ingest glitter pills.

The only certainty is that they can be available on the Internet, and many users claim that they must take more pills of these so that their poo comes out brightly colored.

To which I wonder.

Why does anyone want to make glitter poo?

Do they think Queen Elizabeth, when she enters the bathroom, makes poo of beautiful colors with brilliants?

When they poo, do they show someone their colorful artwork?

Or is it that they are trying to make a remake of the Disney movie Tinkerbell?

Glitter poop

Let’s imagine this panorama.

You are in Los Angeles, California, and you walk where all the Hollywood stars are; you stop at McDonald’s. In the end, it makes you want to go to the bathroom, so you walk eagerly, but without losing elegance.

There you do two things

Step 1. Take out your petitpoo

Step 2. Use it BEFORE you make your glitter poo

And well, after that, check if you made glitter.

Remember that petitpoo is a toilet odor eliminator. It acts BEFORE the odor is exposed, creating a layer on the water’s surface that prevents unwanted odors from escaping, leaving a soft and pleasant scent.

The kit depends on the size of the glitter you are going to make

Happy kit: A tiny spot of happiness

  • 1 cloud industrial size (institutional blue), one green apple dropper and one strawberry dropper

Revolution kit: For Master poopers

  • 1 cloud and one oasis men industrial / home size

The ultimate kit: The one you need on every occasion

  • 1 cloud dropper, one industrial cloud / home size and one sugar flower dropper

Endurance kit: For great poops!

  • 1 green apple dropper, one strawberry dropper, and 1 cloud dropper
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By Alexander Jones. Reporter.

Washingtonpost. Year: 2015